TEotWaWKI Alert: Alleged Zombie Sighting in Colorado
The facts are not all in, yet, so let’s withhold judgement. Let me just say that, a decade after the end of the Zombie Wars, more people are killed when mistaken as undead than at the hands of actual zombies. Listen, folks, you don’t have to kill the thing right away. Unless someone is in immediate danger of a bite, evacuate, isolate and call the authorities.
Don’t be stupid.